Isn’t this kind of a little depressing? I mean, so if you want to get a job, you have to make a movie about yourself? Hmmm. You could maybe paint your hair black. I like the guy from Philly because he sounds just like a guy from Philly. He’ll be up there on Long Island with his new job and obnoxiously rooting for the Phillies, rubbing it in the faces of all those Mets fans.
